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Sunday, January 1, 2012

JOKE PAL!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FRIENDS !!! HAR EK FRIEND ZAROORI HOTA HAI . At least everyone who had trouble with Airtel network issue would agree to have a friend who has Vodafone network .






The week was full of twist and twirls along with holiday mood making it special The only poor species on the earth which were really sad and working overtime this time of year was our elected politicians for the much awaited and publicized Lokpal Bill . The TEAM ANNA also made an effective arrangement for the festivities with the show at MMRDA grounds at Bandra Kurla Complex (BKC) .The frenzy newsmakers were running from the parliament  to the ground to catch up with latest tit- bits about the debate in the parliament and to find out any STARlet and STARS made there presence on the podium at BKC . For Mumbaikars, this was just one other form of another entertainment which always interested in enjoying the wine and dining mood rather than churn and think about the Lokpal and what zzzzzzzzzzz boring na....


The major entertainment was from overseas where cricket frenzy fever overtook the moment was the INDIA- AUS Agneepath series . Even though India lost it meekly but it took much precedence and value than the Lokpal . Since we always values these gimmicks rather than the important issues whats this Lokpal and Jokpal bhai, enjoy cricket man !!!.

But wait before we vote these cricket stars and the bulky biceps stars as the entertainer of the year there were the Indian silver stars MPs who ruled the special session and proved there folly and wits in the Parliament . In the Loksabha ,the usual witty debate by our Rajghat dance fame Sushma Swaraj who made the UPA ministers look like dumb lambs. The mute SARDAR MMS made some whispers which really made for futile breaking news since he opened his mouth for some fifth sixth time in the entire term of governance . Yup Sirji thoda BOLA karo Accha lagta hain . The major entertainer ( or what say embarrassment) the Lalu Prasad Yadav with his rustic style and one liners .By hook and crook because of majority they passed the Lokpal bill in the LokSabha(LS) . The major test of the bill was in the Rajya Sabha(RS) where the UPA doesn't have enough numbers to win the majority.For the better part of the day it was good intelligent debate a high standard above the LS debate. But the day was ruled by our own Bengali Chamak Chalo who decide to go otherwise and made our PM a.ka. Simpoo Singh fall before the voting takes place . Seeing the Govt. will not win the majority the Govt played its card by creating commotion and senseless debates by some undistingushed MPs like Ram Vilas Paswan which disgraced the RS debate.


The devil stroke was played by the RJD Lalu MP Rajniti Singh( who helped him in the Chara Ghotla case). This weary bearded follow just came and took the Lokpal copy and torn in the center  of the house . Then Ithink the cong ministers were crooning to the famous marathi somg from Natrang "MALA JAU DYANA GHARI, ATTA VAJLE KI BARRAH " . Our Vice President and speaker who dances the tunes of ITALY KI RANI Sonia gave up to the demand and rushed to his home . Thus then started the blame game where each one was through dung, and jagrons like fedral ,CBI and all the hullabaloo that the Lokpal was trashed in the dustbin which would be opened and checked in by budget session but you know it will never get passed siNce no one wants to get caught up by LOKPAL . On the top of it was exposed by the leading media news channel that the RJD-UPA staged the ruckus in the RS.

Hope so the scenes which were in the parliament never ever dampen the spirit of the India citizen and work forward for clean healthy and Positive INDIA

JAI HIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!